A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...
TONS of Groaners. . .
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A cat’s dictionary
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Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
New scientific theories III
New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The ‘Why Yawning Is Contagious’ Theory: You yawnto equalize the...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Black belt degrees
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Ole/Lena Reveal Unfaithful Moments
After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night. Lena...