Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...