Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...