Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...