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An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
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The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
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Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
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Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
They use snail varnish!
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NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...