Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
Doctors meeting
|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave,...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...