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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...