What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Christmas tree better
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...