Best Foot Forward
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Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Looking into their eyes
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A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
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WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
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