Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...