Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...