Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
Children’s worst book titles!
Children’s worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...