Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
The Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked ayoung engineer...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...