Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...