No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
Ya gotta love dem Cajuns
Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Shreveport. A...