Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
Striking statistics
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!