Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...