Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...