Did you hear about the blonde that…
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A mouse organ!
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Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
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Stupid Insults 9/31
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Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
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