Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...