Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Top 10 – Basketball vs Sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY 9. YOU...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...