What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...