Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...