Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!