Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Howe 2 right gud
Nowe u two can rite gud!Howe two rite gudFrank L. ViscoVice-president and Senior Copywriter...
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home…
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...