Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
The last day working
|”You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……”You hand a bank teller an...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...