Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...