Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
10 commandments
The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!