This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...