A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...