Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...