Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...