37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”