From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...