Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
College by Dave Barry
College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...