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A promise to keep
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Buying from a store
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The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
Eyes Light Up
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Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Royal Penis Comparison
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Guyness Quiz
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Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...