You could feed them a lot faster
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Orange and Banana
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The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
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How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Toooooo Cute!
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A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...