Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Be Bolder
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...