Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...