Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
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Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex
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A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Duck sentence.
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Signs that you may be a drunk!
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