Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
There are three 3rd Grade girls…
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.