Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...