A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
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The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...