Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...