Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...