Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Millennia Year Application Software System
Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...