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1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
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A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
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Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
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It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
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A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
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Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
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You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
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Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...