If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...