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Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
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Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ……… A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A...
man and E.T
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Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Soldier stands guard
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