Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”